NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Horribly Wrong

Staff from the National Security Agency got more than they bargained for when they attempted to recruit students to their organisation earlier this week.

Here’s a taste:

Male student: “General Alexander [head of the NSA] also lied in front of Congress.”

Recruiter 1: “I don’t believe that he did.”

Male student: “Probably because access to the Guardian is restricted on the Department of Defence’s computers. I am sure they don’t encourage people like you to actually think about these things.